The question: "Why do we have children?"
My kids' homeschool drama group is rehearsing "Our Town" -- so I quickly put it on our Netflix queue.
"We'll watch both of them," I said, "the William Holden film and the live version with Paul Newman."
Annie (age 19): Paul Newman was an actor?
Joe (age 12): NO WAY! The Salad Dressing Dude? Really?
Mom (age nevermind) :::deep sigh, tinged with a melancholy disbelief:::
The list of movies now in our queue: Hud, Cool Hand Luke, The Hustler and The Young Philadelphians.